Sunday, 14 June 2009
Some random facts about Mats & Minahs nowadays.
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Matrep/Minahrep – An extreme version of the mat/minah. In addition to the usual mat/minah accessories, a matrep/minahrep will also come adorned with tattoos and matching body-piercings in weird corners of his/her body.
Common words use frm minah /mat:
Gua – What some mats and minahs use to call themselves. Similar in using “lu” when referring to others.
Picit – When a mat tells you to “picit” him, it does not mean that he is trying to be cheeky (or gay, if he is talking to a fellow mat). It simply means that the mat wants you to call him on his mobile. What were you thinking?
Relaksuah – Official slogan and life motto of the mats and minahs.
Sial – A full stop in every mat's sentence. Eg: “Tadi aku nampak accident sial. Rabak sial ! Aku tak bedek sial ! Kesian sial"
Sowie – An expression of apology used by minahs. Commonly used in SMS and instant messaging. Actually they can just use the word “sorry” like every normal human being but minahs think that it will make them sound extra cute to deliberately talk that way. Example : “I will be late. Sowie!”
Step – To beguile, dissimulate or impersonate something or someone that they are not. Also commonly used to describe a fellow mat or minah who acts in an arrogant manner. E.g.“Kau jangan nak step tak tahu eh?”
Step Jambu - What minahs do when they are sitting alone in a train and a group of mats walk in. It is a general exercise where the minah “controls” her facial muscles and posture in a way that would make her look her best. This would usually involve looking incessantly at her handphone for no particular reason.
Stoppit – A general expression of intolerance and dismay. When a minah uses this phrase, be very careful for it signals that she is about to lose her cool or get very violent.
Usually directed by minahs in an annoyed manner, followed by the postfix “seh”, “siak” or “sial”. ( Eg: Apasal ngan perangai kau hari ni? Stopitsiak!
Siape makan chili dialah yang terasa pedas lahh yerr..
hehe.
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